Sumringah

"heeeemmm...."

Engga tau kenapa, setiap kali gue merasa telah membuat sesuatu yang bagus ( menurut gue ), kata - kata itu yang pertama kali keluar dari mulut.

Jangan coba ditanya apa artiya. Jangan juga ditanya bagaimana suaranya. Tapi coba deh tanya tentang ekspresinya. :D

Pasti kalian - kalian pernah merasakan atau seengganya mengeluarkan suara/ekspresi yang mirip.

Disaat kali merasa puas, senang, bahagia dan sebagainya.

Dan kali ini... gue dengan bangga, "heeeeemm....."

New Chapter

After a long time..we finally meet again

"apa kabar?" "Kemana aja loe?" "Wah...gokilll...baru keliatan lagi lo.."

ketiga hal di atas adalah common phrase yang sering digunakan oleh orang dalam keadaan dimana dia bertemu seseorang dari masa lalunya.

Tapi, hal di atas hanya digunakan untuk seseorang yang "baik" atau dalam kata lain, pengalamannya dengan orang tersebut cukup menyenangkan dan minimal tanpa ada konflik.

Jadi, malam ini, common phrase yang akan gue pakai adalah "Apa kabar?".

Kenapa? karena menurut gue, "Apa kabar?" adalah kata yang cukup aman digunakan, terlebih kepada seseorang atau sesuatu ( dalam kasus ini, gue mereferensikan blog gue ini sebagai seseorang ).
Selain itu, blog gue ini juga engga pernah membuat konflik sama pembuatnya. :D

Tapi alasan yang paling utama kenapa gue menyapa si blog adalah karena gue ( lagi-lagi-lagi ) lalai dalam menjaga konten dari beliau ini. Gue selalu berusaha menyempatkan, namun Tuhan berkata lain. Gue harus sibuk dengan hal-hal yang lain.

Jadi blog , APA KABAR SOBAT???

A Piece of Mind About My Country

PROF. Dr. BUDI SUSILO SUPANDJI

Wilayah perbatasan merupakan wilayah yang sangat strategis dalam keutuhan suatu negara. Untuk itu diperlukan sistem pertahanan nasional yang baik. Sistem pertahanan nasional dibagi menjadi 2, yaitu:

- Militer : a. OTW (Ops Thread War): Atasi separatis, pemberontak, bencan, dll
b. War

- Non militer: a. Civil Defence: public security, human ops, economics, dll
b. Non defence force: komp. Cad, dll

Contohnya adalah daerah selat malaka. Daerah selat malaka merupakan daerah perbatasan yang memegang peranan strategis bagi negara Indonesia.

Berdasarkan data yang ada diketahui bahwa:

1. - terdapat 50000 kapal yang melintas di selat malaka
2. - 50% peredaran minyak dunia melalui selat malaka
3. - 30% perdagangan dunia terjadi di selat malaka
4. - 90% minyak cina dan 80% minya jepang melewati selat malaka

Dari data tersebut dapat menunjukkan betapa pentingnya wilayah perbatasan. Masalah-masalah yang dapat timbul pada wilayah perbatasan itu sendiri dapat berupa perompakan, sengketa batas, terorisme, polusi, dan penyelundupan senjata.

Dalam geopolitik nasional, Indonesia menyebutkan dirinya sebagai wasantara (wawasan nusantara), berbeda dengan geopolitik AS yang merupakan kekuatan unggul di Asia Pasifik, Cina yang menggaungkan kebangkitan Cina, Jepang yang mementingkan keamanan pasar dan energi.
Karena Indonesia merupakan negara Nusantara, maka perlu dibuat ALKI (Alur Laut Kepulauan Indonesia) yaitu mengijinkan kapal asing untuk melewati wilayah laut Indonesia sesuai dengan ketentuan yang berlaku. Wilayah miangas itu sendiri terletak diantara ALKI II dan ALKI III.

Miangas yang juga menjadi salah satu daerah perbatasan NKRI juga menimbulkan permasalahan, yaitu permasalahan sengketa batas dengan negara Filipina. Hal ini perlulah diperhatikan dengan serius.

Fungsi dari wilayah perbatasan itu sendiri adalah:

• Melindungi wilayah negara
• Menjamin keamanan lapis wilayah perbatasan
• Wilayah perbatasan menjadi serambil bagi NKRI

Karena dahulu wilayah perbatasan dianggap merupakan daerah terbelakang namun untuk sekarang ini wilayah perbatasan seperti wilayah Pulau Miangas merupakan daerah serambi terdepan dari keutuhan NKRI.
Hal ini disebabkan bila satu wilayah perbatasan itu hilang, dalam hal ini berarti tidak lagi menjadi wilayah NKRI, akan menyebabkan tidak hanya wilayah tersebut saja yang hilang namun dapat lima belas kali lipat bahkan lebih dari luas wilayah yang hilang.
Hal tersebut dapat terjadi sebab Indonesia merupakan negara Nusantara yang memiliki wilayah laut lebih besar dibanding wilayah darat. Bila ada wilayah darat yang hilang, maka akan menyebabkan juga kehilangan wilayah laut minimal sejauh 12 mil dari wilayah yang hilang.

Permasalahan yang dapat timbul di wilayah perbatasan adalah:

• - infrastruktur: jalan, jembatan, dll
• - keterbelakangan dan kemiskinan
• - keterbatasan sumber dana
• - pengamanan perbatasan kompleks

Oleh karena itu, saat nanti berada di Miangas, kami tidak akan mengeluh dan akan menyesuaikan diri dengan kondisi lingkungan yang ada.

Konsep pembinaan kesadaran bela negara adalah:

• Kesadaran: orang tersebut harus memiliki kesadaran penuh untuk bela negara
• Yang dibela dari suatu negara: ada sesuatu yang benar-benar dibela
• Kebenaran: yang dibela merupakan suatu hal yang benar
• Nilai-nilai bela negara, terdiri dari:
• Cinta kepada tanah air
• Memiliki kesadaran berbangsa dan bernegara
• Yakin kepada pancasila sebagai ideology negara
• Rela berkorban untuk bangsa dan negara
• Memiliki kesiapan psikis dan fisik untuk melakukan upaya awal bela negara
• Dasar hukum: memiliki dasar hukum yang kuat. Landasan hukum dalam membela negara dapat dilihat pada pasal 27 ayat 3 dan pasal 30 ayat 1 dan 2 UUD 1945, UU No.3 tahun 2002 tentang Pertahanan Negara BAB III pasal 9 ayat 1 dan 2, serta UU No.39 tahun 1999 tentang HAM pasal 68 yang berbunyi “Setiap warga negara wajib bela negara”.
• Bela negara tidak hanya diwadahi dalam bingkai militer: seperti k2n ui 2009 merupakan salah satu contoh wadah bela negara non militer

Sesuai saran dari Bapak Prof. Budi Susilo, yang harus dilakukan di daerah perbatasan pertama kali adalah harus melihat tiga unsur yaitu:

• Ruang: lihat orang-orang disana, karakteristiknya, lihat medis dan paramedis ,dll
• Alat: lihat alat-alat yang ada di daerah sana
• Kondisi juang: apa ada SD, SMP, tempat-tempat ibadah, bagaimana cara kondisi disana, apa ada gempa, tsunami, dll

Abreviation

# kamus besar para mupengers sejati #

AAMP = Apartment Asian Massage Parlor
Agency = A company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group of providers.
AMP = Asian Massage Parlor
anak gajah = cewe gemuk
Anal Rimming = Oral stimulation of anus
Analinus = Anal Rimming (Oral stimulation of anus)
anjelo = antar jemput lonte
AR = Anal Rimming (Oral stimulation of anus)
Asian Cowgirl = girl on top, squatting
ASMI = akademi santapan manajer Indonesia
ASP = Adult Service Provider
asusila = asal suka silahkan
ATF = All Time Favorite
ATM = Ass To Mouth
Aunt Flo = Menstruation
ayam = cewek panggilan/PSK


Babyback = Petite, young, attractive Asian
Bait and Switch = Person who shows up is a different one than advertised
bapuk = barang empuk
Bareback = Without condom.
Barracuda = A professional prostitute who’s only purpose is to separate you from your money as quickly as possible, preferably without giving you anything in return.
BBBJ = Bare Back Blow Job, BJ tanpa kondom
BBBJTC = Bare Back Blow Job to Completion (oral sex to orgasm)
BBBJTCWS = Bare Back Blow Job to Completion with Swallowing
BBBJWF = Bare Back Blow Job With Facial
BBFS = Bare Back Full Service, sex tanpa kondom
BBS = bobo-bobo siang, barber shop
BBW = Big Beautiful Woman
BDSM = Bondage, Discipline, Sado-Masochism.
Beso Negro = Anal Rimming
BF = Boy Friend
BFE = Boy Friend Sxperience
Birdwatching = BBBJTCWS
BJ = Blow Job
bedu amang = bebek dungu asal mangap (seksi tapi gak punya otak)
benerin genteng = naek ke atas (masuk ke kamar bersama sang WP)
berondong = cowok ABG
Big “O” = orgasm, orgasme
binor = bini orang
bispak = bisa dipake
bisyar = bisa dibayar
BLS = Ball Licking and Sucking
Blue Pill = Viagra
BMO = bini muda orang
bondon = boneka donto
brajil (baca Brazil) = berani jilat karena mekinya bersih
BSD = Big Swinging Dick
BSW = Black Street Walker
BT = butuh titit/toket, birahi tinggi
BTW = By the Way
BU = butuh uang
buang tai macan = buang/keluarin peju atau sperma
bulu jagung = abg bau kencur yg baru mulai tumbuh bulu
bupati = buka paha tinggi-tinggi (tahun ‘80an)
Butterface = Everything looks good, but her face


caps = kondom
Cash and Dash = ROB who takes the money and runs
CBJ = Covered Blow Job (oral sex with a condom)
CC Rider = Full service provider costing $200 or less.
CCP = curi-curi pandang, cubit-cubit pantat, cicip-cicip payudara
CDS = Covered Doggy Style
cenggur = ngaceng nganggur
CFS = Covered Full Service (sex with condom)
CG = Club Girls, Cowgirl
Chump = A man who gives his money and/or his attention to women without getting any pussy in return.
CI = check in
ciblek = cilikan betah melek
CIM = cum in mouth, keluar dalem mulut
CMD = Carpet Matches Drapes (typically a natural blonde)
CMIIW = Correct Me If I’m Wrong, kalau tidak salah
CMT = Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse
cobol = colok bo’ol (lobang pantat)
COF = Cum on Face, muka di masker pake mani
Cover = Condom
Cowgirl = CG, girl on top facing you.
cuci kolong = di HJ dari belakang/bawah
Cups of Coffee = Releases
cuti = cuci titit


damon = dada montok
Danamon = dadanya montok
DATY = Dining at the Y (Performing oral sex on a woman)
DC = Damage Cost (total pengeluaran ditempat termasuk tips, minuman, dll.)
DDE = Doesn’t Do Extras (PS only)
DDG = Drop Dead Gorgeous
DDP = Double Digit Penetration (pussy and anus)
Decolgen = delapan koltol gentayangan
DFA = Definitely Fuckable
DFE = Dead Fish Experience
DFK = Deep French Kissing
diesel = diisep sampe kesel
diskon = disodok ******
DIY = Do It Yourself (masturbation)
Djarum = djanda ranum
Djarum Super = djarang di rumah suka pergi, dugem-maniak
DKM = dikocok muncrat
doggy style = nungging
dompit = kondom kejepit
doni = dorongan nikmat
Doubles = A threesome with two girls and you
DSL = Dick Sucking Lips
DT = Dining at the Toes
DT = Deep Throat


Edi Tansil = ejakulasi dini tanpa hasil
eksekusi = ngewe
English = Spanking, etc.
EOM = End Of Message
Expats = Persons living in countries other than their own citizenship. Generally refers to Americans or Europeans living in other countries


F3 = Fuck For Free
facial = cum di wajah
FBSM Full Body Sensual Massage
FF = Finger Fuck, ngobel
FFF = Refers to the strategy of “Find them, Fuck them, Forget them”
FIV = Finger In Vagina
FJ = Fuck Job
FKK = Frei Körper Kultur (German brothel / nudist club)
FL = Free Lance
FO = Front Office, GRO
FOB = Fresh Off the Boat (Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US)
FOBU = Fat-Old-Bald-Ugly
FOV = Finger Outside Vagina
FR = Field Report, Fuck Report
French = Oral sex
French Kissing = Kissing on mouth with tongue contact
French Without = Oral sex without condom
FS = Full Service (complete sex)
Fuck = ngewe, *******
FUTB = Finger Up The Butt
FYEO = For Your Eyes Only, rahasia, jangan disebar ke mana-mana


galdimob = galak dimobil
galdiran = galak diranjang
ganti oli = buang oli yg lama biar nanti oli yg baru masuk lg, ngewe
gatot = gagal *******
Get Comfortable = Get completely naked
GFE = girl friend experience
GND = Girl Next Door
GO = Gonorrhea
Greek = Anal sex
GRO = Guest Relation Officer
GS = Golden Shower (urination play)
GSM = G-Spot Massage


Half and Half = Oral sex followed by intercourse.
Hardwood Floors = Clean shaven pussy.
Hat = Condom
helm = kondom
HJ = Hand Job
HM = High Mileage
HME = Honeymoon Experience (lapdog heaven)
HR = Hand Release (a hand job)
HSW = Hispanic Street Walker
HTML = hubungan tanpa making love
HWP = Height and Weight Proportionate


IM3 = ikatan meki murah Muwardi (PP Iwan, PP Cahaya, PP Santoso, PP Alami)
IMHO = In My Humble Opinion, menurut pendapat saya
Incall = You meet the girl at their place
intelek = intip tete lewat ketek
isep = seponk, blow-job
ismek = isep memek
ISO = In Search Of, I Seek Only
Italian = Penis rubbing between butt cheeks
ITJ = ilang tanpa jejak


jablay = dijamah, dibelai
jarot = jarang *******
jilmek = jilat memek
jiltok = jilat toket
jipatbu = driji papat mlebu
judi = jual diri


kapolda = kagak nampol dadanya
karaoke = blow-job, seponk, isep
kardus = kaki ramping dan mulus
karet = kondom
KB = ****** besar, kagak begituan
KRD = kelompok rolling door
kodak = konak mendadak
kodim = konak diam-diam
konak = ****** naik, ngaceng
konde = kondom
KTV = Karaoke
kuaceng = kuat ngaceng, obat buat bikin kuat ngaceng
kuku bima = kurang kuat bini marah
kutilang darat = kurus tinggi langsing dada rata


lanchau = ****** (bahasa WP)
Lapdog = Person who worships providers to excess.
LBFM = Little Brown Fucking Machine
LC = lady companinon, cewek di Karaoke
lem biru = lempar ambil yang baru
LE = Law Enforcement
LEO = Law Enforcement Officer
LFK = Light Face Kissing
LK = Light Kissing (closed mouth)
LOL = Laugh Out Loud
LOS = Land of Smiles (refers to Thailand)
Lot Lizards = Prostitutes who operate out of truck stops or other trucker hangouts.
LP = Long Play
LT = Long Time (usually overnight)
LTR = Long Term Relationship


Mabes = Jl. Mangga Besar & sekitarnya
Mabes Polri = Jl. Mangga Besar di pool belok kiri/di patokan Lokasari
macan = mamak cantik
Mamasan = Female manager of a massage parlor, mami
Mangdu = Jl. Mangga Dua & sekitarnya
Mazda Capela = masih dara kagak perawan lagi (sudah operasi selaput dara)
mbokne ancuk = embok’e di encuk (istilah buat orang jelek)
MBR = Multiple Bell Ringing (MSOG)
MILF = Mother I’d Like to Fuck
minak djinggo = miring kepenak ndjengking monggo
Missionary = Man on top, girl on back
MJ = muka jablay
ML = make love, ngewe
Mohawk = A thin rectangular strip of pubic hair
MP = Massage Parlor
MP = Multiple Pops (multiple releases)
MQ = meki, memek
MSOG Multiple Shots on Goal (multiple releases)
mucusek = muka culun tapi nge seks
mupeng = muka pengen


ngewe = *******, ML, fuck
ngupil = kobel memek
NGO = Non-Government Organization
NPWP = nomor punggung wanita pemijat/panggilan
NSA = No Strings Attached
nyabul = nyari bulu, nyabutin bulu


ONS = one night stand
OOT = Out of Topic
OTOH = On the Other Hand
otong = titit, burung, penis
Outcall = The girl comes to your place.
OWO = Oral WithOut a condom
OWOTC = Oral Without Condom To Completion


P4P = Pay for Play, refers to the concept of paying for sex
Pangjay = Jl. Pangeran Jayakarta & sekitarnya
panlok = panda lokal
Papasan = Male manager of a massage parlor
Paris Dakar = paras manis dada mekar
Party Hat = Condom
pasar toge = pantat besar toket gede
payung = kondom
pinay = cewek dari Philippines
panda = WP import dari China
panda lokal = WP chinese lokal
Ph3 = Phone Tree, nyebarin info dengan cara cepat (lewat sms/email/telepon)
PIV = Penis in Vagina
PL = Pathetic Loser
PM = Private Message sent via the Forum’s Private Message service
PNS = pemuas nafsu sex
PO = Phone Operator
Populer = pupu di eler, paha di obral
PP = panti pijat
PPD = pegang-pegang doang
PS = Private Show (Dance)
PSE = Porn Star Experience
PSK = pekerja seks komersial
Punter = British slang for a man who engages in sex with prostitutes
PV = Private Viewing (Dance)


RA = Relaxation Assistant
Raincoat = Condom
rakosa = rasakan ****** saya
Reverse Cowgirl = Girl on top facing away.
Reverse Half and Half = Intercourse followed by oral sex to completion.
Reverse Massage = You massage her.
Rimming = Analingus
rini = rintihan nikmat
RMP = Russian Massage Parlor
ROB = Rip Off Bitch
ROFLMAO = Rolling On (the) Floor Laughing My Ass Off!
Roman = An orgy situation.
Roman Shower = Vomit play.
RRI = rayuan-rayuan iblis
RTFF = Read the Fucking Forum
Russian = Penis between breasts, Quickie (in Australia)


sange = sangat ingin ngewe
santi = santapan titit
sarung = kondom
SBY = Surabaya
SC = Strip Club
SD = sekolah dasar
seatbelt = kondom
sekwilda = sekitar wilayah data
setel perseneling = ngewe
SG = Street Girls
Shill = An insider posing as a satisfied customer
sikontol panjang = situasi kondisi toleransi pandangan dan kangkauan
sipedes = simpenan perempuan desa
SMA = sekolah menengah atas
SMP = sekolah menengah pertama
SO = Significant Other
SOF = Shit on Floor
SOG = Shot On Goal (one release)
SOMF = Sat On My Face
soni = sodokan nikmat
SOS = sisa on semalam
South of the Border = Gential Region
Southern France = BBBJ
SP = Service Provider, suck penis, blow-job, seponk
SPA = saya pijat anda, saya pegang2 anda, saya pengen anal
Spanish = Penis between breasts (Australia)
Spinner = Very petite, thin girl
SSI = speak-speak iblis
SSN = speak-speak nabi
SSD = speak-speak dewa
ST = short time
STD = Sexually Transmitted Disease
STR = Short Term Relationship
Stroll = Path frequented by street walkers
STW = setengah tua
STNK = setengah tuwo ning kenceng
Sun Hole = anal, lobang matahari
sugeng = susu ageng
sugito = suka gigit toket
supel = suka peler
surabaya = susu rayut banyak gaya
susilo = suka silit orang
Sustagen HP = susu tante genit haus peler
SW = Street Walker
Swinger = tukar-tukar pasangan


TAMP = Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor
Teabag = Man squats and dips balls in partner’s mouth.
telenji = bugil
Terano = tete rada nongol
TG = tante girang, titit gatel
TGTBT = Too Good To Be True
tikus darat = tinggi kurus dada rata
TK = taman kanak-kanak
tocil = toket kecil
toge = toket gede
TOFTT = Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider.
Tossing Salad = Analingus
toman = toket mantap
tongpes = kantong kempes, tocil (toket kecil), kantong kempes alias bokek
torabika = tolong raba biji kakak dong
TP = Tanning Parlor or Tanning Place
Tri-F = A devotee to the “Find them, Fuck them, Forget them” strategy
Troll = Rude and hideous PL
Trolling = Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum.
TS = Transexual
TTM = teman tapi mesum/mesra
TUMA = Tongue Up My Ass
tunge = tukang ngewe
tung-tung = tunge, bum-bum, ngwee
TV = Transvestite
TVSW = Transvestite Street Walker


udinpetot = udara dingin pengen *******


WIR = Would I Repeat?
wongso subali = wonge gak sepiroa susune sak bal folly
WOT = Woman on Top
WP = wanita pemijat, wanita panggilan
WSW = White Street Walker
WTF = What the fuck?


XOXO = Kisses & Hugs


yanto = doyan toi
YMMV = Your Mileage May Vary (you could get different results)


1/2 and 1/2 = Half and half, oral sex + full service

69 = Two people giving each other oral sex at the same time
12 = gaya ML
C3 = Check In, Crot, Check Out
BAHENOL= BAdan HEboh otak NOL
Salome: satu lobang rame2
BRB: Berak Bentar
Berce= Berak di celana
Beti= bencong betitit
Iskon= Isep ******
Ismail= Iseng iseng maininin itil
Jiltat= Jilat pantat
KTL= ******
MMK= Memek
Sabara= Satu batang rame2
Tuti= Sekali kentut mati
Buljar = bulu jarang
LEMBUR = Lempengin Burung
BOJAH = Bodi Jahat
BOHAI = Bodi Aduhai
BOCIL = Bodi Kecil
SELONJOR = Selalu Omong Jorok
NEPSONG = Napsu Banget = Sange
Panlok = panda lokal.
SSI = Speak Speak Iblis, ilmu meruntuhkan cewe supaya buka baju/mau BJ/FJ dsb
Semlohai = semog/montok elok dan aduhai
Salome = satu lobang rame2 (gangbang)
kolesterol = ****** lemas terus ente perlu mak erot ngerol
pas foto = toket keatas (no grepe2 mq)
MUTAN BARTAN = Muke Setan Barang Ketan
SEMEN CIBINONG = Sementara Ciuman Biji Nongol !
Minakjinggo = Miring Enak Jengking Monggo
istigosah : istri goyang suami basah
ATM : Aku Tekan Masuk
cokiber : cowok kita bersama
salome : satu lobang rame2
tipe 21 : dua tangan utk satu (saking besarnya toket sampe harus ditangani 2 tangan)
UI : ujung itil (mo pipis)
UP : ujung pantat (mo boker)
adu dengkul : ML
SETU LEGI (sabtu legi) =setengah tuo lemu ginuk2
paramex = pantat rasa memex
decolgen = demi ****** gentayangan
STMJ = Sekali Toel Muncrat Jauh
SENOAJI = SEneng NOnok Ama biJI = BISEX
ISUZU PANTHER = Isep Susu Pantat Muter-muter
Salon= sarang lonte
Iwan=Idaman WAnita Nakal
MalPiNas–malu2 tapi ganas
MIRA=milik rame-rame
SUKOCO alias SUka ****** COwok
BUJANG = babu2 diterjang
narkoba = narik kolor bapak2
dorong grobak bakso = HJ dari belakang
Sukirno = Suka berpikir porno
SBY= saya bawahan yusuf (kalla)
megawati= memek gatal wajib tiban
gus dur= gunakan susu dapat uang receh
BJ habibi= blow job habis habisan
suharto= SUka mengHARapkan TOol
sukarno=suka ama yang porno
edi tansil=ejakulasi dini tanpa hasil
andi galib= aku nongol disini gara2 libido
GATOTKOCO = GAgal ******* KOmpensasinya COli
ARDATH = Aku Rela Ditiduri Asal Tidak Hamil…
KENTANG = KENa TANGgung.
CINTA = Cuma Ingin Nikmati Tubuhmu Aja
KUHP = Kasih Uang Habis Perkara
SOEHARTO = SOEdah HARus TObat
MOKONDO = MOdal ****** DOank
Kutilang Dapur : Kurus Tinggi Langsing Dada Siap Tempur.
Cewe Nike (yg sepatu itu lho):Just Do It ( Just Duit alias Pemorot).
Cewe Matere : nah ini cewe kelas bawah ( matere kan cuman 3.000 dan 6.000 selembarnya.)
Bangke : Cewe ( Buaya ga ada yg nolak Bangke kan biasa buat ngatain cowo nah klo cowonya buaya berarti cewenya bangke).
WabuKisan : Wajah Keibuan kaki kesebelasan.
Wadellengson : Wajah Model Lengan Mike Tyson.
Tronton/Paus : Guedeeee banget tuh ceweee.
Built Up : cewe import tulen .
Hybrida : brg Import tp gede di lokal.
Persilangan : ya yg kaya indo indo itulah.
Inseminasi buatan : Hybrida & Persilangan tapi gagal ancur (kayanya yg ini jahat banget).
Nyobes : lawannya Bisyar, malah ngasih duit. tante.
Numpak : *******.
Gitek : *******.
Wamil : WP Hamil.
numpak motor butut : di ncuk malah ngentut.
ncuk : *******.
Bemper Depan : toket.
bemper belakang : pantat.
Instant : sekali maen.
Jikar : jilat Zakar.
TJ :Tongue Job/ mandi kucing.
Trio : 3 some.
CD Player : player pemula ga pro.
DVD Player : playeer pro.
MP3 : maen perek ber 3.



SIW:Sex In The Water (di kolam yg ada airnya ya jgn kolam lumpur lapindo jadi SIM sex In The Mudd


AC/DC
This is a person that enjoys both same sex and opposite sex, also known as Bi-sexual.


ALL CULTURES
An individual or couple that enjoy all fetishes.


ANAL
Anal intercourse; see Greek Culture.


ARTS
Euphemism for fetishes; Cultures


B&D
Bondage and discipline (see BONDAGE, DISCIPLINE)


BI
Bisexual; see AC/DC


BIZARRE
Unusual sexual desires; Way out.


BONDAGE
A type of sexual fetish, which normally involves things such as ropes or leather, which are used to tie a person up. The person being tied up is normally used as the “submissive” and the person in control is known as the “dominant”.


CAN ENTERTAIN
Advertiser willing to invite others to their home for swinging.


CAN TRAVEL
Advertiser will travel to your home to swing.


CANING
A spanking fetish employing, usually using a bamboo or light wood.


CHEATING
Sexual activity with others without spouse’s knowledge and consent


CLEAN
Hygienic; Free of sexually transmitted diseases


CLIQUE
A group of people that will not have sex and/or party with you


CLOSED DOOR
(see CLOSED SWINGING)


CLOSED SWINGING
Sexual interaction among couples using separate rooms so that partners of a marriage or other intimate relationship do not visually observe each other’s swinging. The rooms are almost always in the same house


CLOSET SWINGER
A person who hides that he/she is a swinger.


COMMUNITY MEMBER
A person who believes that swinging is more than just recreational sex. But a natural way of life; a lifestyle.


COUPLE
A man and a woman, either married, or in a relationship, maybe even co-habiting.


CPL
Short for Couple


CULTURE
Euphemism for Fetish, Arts


ENGLISH CULTURE.
Sexual stimulation from spanking or caning (see caning).


FRENCH CULTURE
Oral-genital sexual activity.


GREEK CULTURE
Anal-penile intercourse


ROMAN CULTURE:
Sexual orgies


SWEDISH CULTURE:
Use of the hands especially in massage to sexually stimulate another.


CUNNILINGUS
Stimulation of the vagina and clitoris by the mouth especially the tongue and lips, and sometimes the teeth (see FRENCH CULTURE)


DILDO
An artificial penis, usually made of rubber or plastic, for sexual stimulation of the vagina and sometimes the anus


DISCIPLINE
A sexual fetish in which one partner dominates the other, a willing participant. Often includes physical punishment of the submissive partner, ranges from physical restraint to mild spankings to painful beatings (see B&D).


DISCRETION
Asking those who write or call to exercise caution so that children or others who may open mail or answer phone will not be offended and/or made aware of the swinging activity.


DOCILE
Willing to receive bondage and/or discipline (see SUBMISSIVE).


DOMESTIC TRAINING
Submissive obedience to household chores of an intimate and humiliating nature.


DOMINANT
The sexual partner in control of the willing submissive partner


ENTERTAIN
An exhibitionist, someone who is sexually turned on by being watched when engaging in sexual acts.


Female FELLATIO
Stimulation of the penis by the mouth, tongue, and lips of a female.


FETISH
Sexual arousal and pleasure through use of non-sexual objects, actions or non-genital anatomy


FLAGELLATION
Sexual stimulation derived from pain, usually whipping or spanking


FUN AND GAMES
Euphemism for sexual activity


GAY
A homosexual person, gay usually refers to Men who are interested in other Men. Lesbian normally refers to Women who are interested in other Women, but can also be known as Gay. Lesbian action is much more common in the life style than Gay.


GENEROUS
Refers to money for sex.


GROUP ROOM
This is a room that is usually furnished wall to wall with mattresses, it is for group swinging only.


GROUP SEX
Swinging; Social-sexual activity between three or more people.


GROWTH SWINGING
Social-sexual environment that promotes emotional, personal and social growth


HARD CORE
A swing party or swing engagement where sexual interaction is assumed and expected.


HARD SWINGING
(see HARD CORE)


HEAD
Oral-genital sexual activity; “Giving head”


HEDONIST (Swinging)
Euphemism for a swinger; Lives for pleasure.


HETEROSEXUAL
Sexual attraction to members of the opposite sex.


HOMOSEXUAL
Sexual attraction to members of the same sex. (See GAY)


HORNY
Sexually tense; In need of sexual pleasure.


HOST
Willing to provide the place for you to meet i.e. at a hotel, there home, etc (a host)


HUMANIST
Person who believes in human values, potential, self-respect of the individual, personal freedom and human rights.


HUNG
Refers to a man with a large penis.


INDOOR SPORTS
Swinging activities in general.


INTERESTED IN FRIENDSHIP
Seeks a swinging relationship that includes emotional and recreational values. Used chiefly in personal ads and letters in answer to personal ads


LEATHER
A fetish; Sexual stimulation through the wearing of leather garments.


LESBIAN
A woman sexually and emotionally attracted to other women (see GAY)


MARITAL AIDS
Dildos, vibrators, and other devices used for sexual pleasure of self and others.


MASOCHISM
Sexual gratification through receiving pain and humiliation from others.


MASTER/SLAVE
Participants in a bondage and discipline sexual relationship (see B&D,

BONDAGE, DISCIPLINE)


MEET FOR PLEASURE
Will meet for swinging sex; no pretence for social or emotional interaction not directly related to sexual activity. Used chiefly in personal ads and letters in answer to personal ads.


MENAGE A’ TROIS
Three people, two of one sex, one of the opposite sex in a swinging interaction. May involve an on-going emotional relationship of the participants. {see THREESOME, TRIAD)


MORESOMES
More than three people in a swinging interaction.


NEWCOMERS
As the name suggests, people new to the life style, first timers.


NONSMOKER
Doesn’t smoke, if it is used in an ad then it normally means they want non smokers only.


OPEN DOOR
(see OPEN SWINGING)


OPEN SWINGING
A swinging party where couples are free to swing in the same room as other swingers.


ORAL-GENITAL
(see CUNNILINGUS, FELLATIO, HEAD)


ORGY
Sexual interaction among several men and women in the same room; group sex.


PARTY
A gathering of three or more people to engage in swinging. Usually including drink and food.


PARTY CLOTHES
Includes clothes that you ware to the party, and cloths that you change into during the party; the change of clothes are normally robes, lingerie, wrap arounds and other simple items that are easily removed. They will also show the wearer in there best light, and will make certain part of the body visible, normally of an erotic nature.


PASSIVE
Quiet, submissive non-contributor, willing to receive corrective training. Docile and submissive in swinging (see DISCIPLINE)


PHOTO
Usually used in an ad, interested in exchange of nude or sexually explicit photos of self with similar photos of others.


PHOTOGRAPHY
Interested in the exchange (see Photo) or making of sexually explicit photographs, or moves. Interested in meeting with others for the making of these.


P/P
Photo and phone number (used in personal ads).


PRO
Professional; i.e. prostitutes or paid escorts.


RECREATIONAL SWINGER
A person who practices swinging primary as a recreational diversion with no desire for emotional attachment.


RESTRAINT
Mild bondage used in sexual fantasy enactments.


ROMAN
Group sex, orgies, the party scene, etc (see ROMAN CULTURE)


RUBBER
Condom, a means of contraception. Also sexual stimulation through the look, feel and smell of rubber, usually associated with B&D.


SAFE
Used to describe a person who cannot conceive or impregnate; a man who has had a vasectomy.


S.A.S.E
Self-addressed stamped envelope.


SGL
Single person.


S&M
Sadism and Masochism (see SADISM, MASOCHISM).


SINGLE
A swinger without a partner, single or married.


SOCIAL
A party, dance, or general gathering for social interaction only, there is no swinging at a social. Although swinging may follow if arranged privately.


SOCIAL SWING CLUB
A swing club, usually requiring membership. It offers social and swinging activities, which will be regular, on premise swing parties. Attendance may be restricted to couples, although the marital status of these couples is normally not important.


SOFT SWINGING
A swinging party where sexual activity is available, but is not required, or expected. Also used to describe swapping up to but not including intercourse. (Also see Hardcore)


S.T.D. or STD
Sexually transmitted disease. A term developed in the late 1970’s to replace VD as the latter carried social and moral implications in the minds of many. These social and moral implications interfered with the legitimate treatment of sexually transmitted diseases as a medical problem.


STR
(see STRAIGHT)


STRAIGHT
Can mean either; someone who is not a swinger, a swinger who is not interested in same sex sexual activity or a person who does not use drugs.


STUCK UP
(see CLIQUE)


SWAPPING
Two couples exchanging partners for sexual activity.


SWING MAGAZINE
Just like any other magazine, but specialised for the swinging community, will include ads for people looking for swinging partners, and general articles related for the swinging community.


SWINGING
Social-sexual relational recreation among men and women. It is a couple oriented activity but single men and women sometimes are involved.


SWINGING LIFESTYLE
Style of living with swinging a major component in recreation, choice of friends, business and social life, and intimate relationships.


SWINGING MARRIAGE
Marriage incorporating swinging and often, humanistic ideals.


SUBMISSIVE
(see PASSIVE)


THREESOME
Three people, two of one sex and one of the other in a swinging encounter. Not the same as a “menage a’ trois” in that the latter may involve emotional involvement and a continuing relationship.


TICKET
A person, usually a woman, brought to a swing party solely to enable the man to gain entrance. The ticket generally has no intention to swing or is not free to swing.


TOYS
Sexual aids (see MARITAL AIDS)


TRAVEL/TRAVELER
(see CAN TRAVEL)


TRIAD
Three people, two of one sex and one of the other in a continuing relationship of emotional and sexual involvement. Not the same as a threesome.


TRIOLISM
Used in personal ads to indicate desire for “threesomes”. This is a common but confusing usage (see TRIAD)


TUBAL LIGATION
Surgical procedure of cutting and tying the fallopian tubes to make a woman infertile; A method of contraception. Also called a Band Aid Operation in reference to the small incision made just below the navel to enable the cutting and ligation.


UTOPIAN SWINGER
A person who practices swinging as a total lifestyle with humanistic ideals.


VASECTOMY
Surgical procedure of cutting and tying the vas deferens to make a man infertile; A method of contraception.


VERSATILE
Bisexual. (see AC/DC)


VIBRATOR
Electrically run vibrating device for stimulation of the vagina by insertion or holding to outer lips, clitoris, breasts and the male penis. Some vibrators are penile shaped and are run by batteries while more expensive ones are for surface use and are run by an AC motor from a typical wall outlet. Vibrators are used by both men and women for self-stimulation and to sexually please another.


VOLUPTUOUS
Fullness of beauty and form; usually used to refer to a woman with large well-formed breasts; may also refer to full but well formed hips.


VOYEUR
A person who enjoys and is stimulated by watching others in sexual acts.

Persekongkolan Judi TIngkat Dunia

(KONON KATANYA JUDI DI INDONESIA DILARANG KARENA ADA NEGOISASI ANTARA ELIT INDONESIA, SINGAPORE DAN MALAYSIA- KONON KATANYA ELIT DI INDONESIA SELALU DAPAT SETORAN DARI PENJUDI DUA NEGARA TERSEBUT ? )

Pemerintah Singapura resmi membuka casino pertama negeri itu di atas Pulau Sentosa, sebuah pulau buatan yang khusus dibuat untuk pusat hiburan dan pariwisata kelas dunia. Diharapkan 17 juta pengunjung per tahun mengalir ke istana judi itu.

Istana judi pertama Singapura itu dibuka tepat pukul 12.18 waktu setempat, bertepatan dengan Tahun Baru Macan dalam kalender Cina, yang dimulai hari ini, Minggu (14/2).Pemilihan waktu 12.18 karena angka 12 dan 18 dalam bahasa Cina Kanton bunyi pengucapannya sama dengan kata ‘kesejahteraan’Pembukaan casino ini merupakan bagian dari strategi Singapura, yang di masa depan akan mulai mengurangi ketergantungan ekonominya pada industri.

Pada April mendatang direncanakan dibuka casino kedua di bawah manajemen Sands dari Las Vegas, AS.

Sebelum pembukaan casino di Sentosa World Resorts, sudah ada aneka permainan yang menarik.

Ada Sentosa 4d Magix dan Cineblast Extreme Log Ride. Dalam pertunjukkan empat dimensi itu, pengunjung akan dibawa pada situasi yang menegangkan karena segala situasi yang ada di layar seakan-akan kita rasakan seperti jatuh dari jurang, menghantam batu hingga diserbu puluhan binatang liar. Benar-benar seru dan mengasyikkan.

Ada juga Tiger Sky Tower dan Sentosa Luge dan Skyride. Dalam Sky Tower yang berbentuk piringan yang mampu berputar 360 derajat itu, pengunjung dapat melihat pemandangan Singapura dari ketinggian 131 meter.

Area bermain judi tersebut bertempat di Pulau Sentosa, terintegrasi dengan kawasan Resort World Senlosa, area wisata yang sudah mulai beroperasi sejak 20 Januari silam. Namun, area casino belum dibuka untuk publik meski pembangunannya sudah selesai dilakukan.Lee Sin yee, manager communication Resort World Sentosa mengatakan, casino itu akan dibuka dalam waktu dekat. “Ditunggu saja,” ujar Lee tanpa menyebut waktu.

Belakangan, pemerintah Singapura memang mulai melunak. Swasta diperbolehkan membangun tempat bermain judi dengan syarat casino tersebut terintegrasi dengan tempat wisata lain. Karena itulah, selain casino Resort World Sentosa juga membangun enam hotel, serta taman hiburan Universal Studios Singapura. “Dengan demikian fokusnya tidak hanya pada casino. Tetapi juga wisata keluarga,” imbuh Lee Sin Yee.

Resort World Sentosa merupakan proyek pariwisata yang diklaim terbesar, termegah, termahal di dunia. Lee Sin Yee melanjutkan, sebelumnya rencana pembangunan casino tersebut sempat ditentang pihak oposisi yang khawatir akan dampak buruk perjudian terhadap Singaporean (warga Singapura). Setelah dilakukan dialog dengan dimotori pemerintah, akhirnya diputuskan casino boleh beroperasi asal tidak menjadi fokus utama. Pihak pengelola pun tidak diperbolehkan mengiklankan perjudian tersebut. “Yang boleh diiklankan hanya tempat wisatanya saja,” imbuh Lee Sin Yee.

Syarat lain, warga Singapura yang masuk kawasan judi tersebut harus membayar tarif masuk 100 dolar Singapura (sekitar Rp650 ribu) atau 2.000 dolar Singapura untuk tarif tahunan. Sementara untuk wisatawan asing tidak dikenai biaya alias gratis. “Ini untuk mencegah warga Singapura kecanduan judi, karena target kami wisatawan asing,” tambah Lee.

Casino buka 24 jam penuh, didekor dengan interior yang wah serta menyediakan tempat eksklusif dan privat untuk para eksekutif di lantai dua. Memang, jika dibandingkan Genting atau Makau. Casino di area Resort World Sentosa ini masih kalah besar. Namun fasilitasnya tak kalah lengkap. Dibangun di kawasan seluas 15 ribu meter persegi, casino ini mempunyai mesin jackpot serta meja-meja yang menyuguhkan aneka permainan black jack, poker, hingga roullet. Casino yang diarsiteki Michael Graves tersebut dibuat dengan suasana hangat dengan ruangan berdominasi coklat.

Pada bagian depan casino terdapat dekorasi kapal penuh muatan terbuai dari kara yang dinamakan Buona Fortuna Boat karya seniman asal Amerika Serikat, Dale Chihuly. “Kapal ini bermakna semoga para pengunjung dilimpahi keberuntungan,” ungkap Lee Sin Yee seraya tersenyum.Pengunjung casino juga tidak harus berjudi di sana. Sebab, pengelola juga menyediakan area lounge untuk bersantai serta restoran untuk bersantap.

Misteri Patung Dirgantara a.k.a Patung Pancoran

seperti di lihat di judul, kita akan membahas patung PANCORAN…

pasti semua bertanya tanya mengenai arah tangan dari patung pancoran. hal seperti ini juga terjadi pada diri saya yang selalu bertanya tanya mengapa arah tangan patung pancoran mengacung ke arah utara???
mengapa tidak ke arah timur. atau selatan?? mengapa pula tidak mengarah ke istana???

Patung yang biasa di sebut patung pancoran ini sebenarnya bernama asli patung dirgantara.

karena letak nya yang berada di daerah pancoran, patung ini biasa di sebut patung pancoran. patung ini memiliki tinggi 11 meter dan terbuat dari 11 ton perunggu serta memiliki landasan berbentuk lengkungan dari beton setinggi 27 meter. Dirancang oleh Edhi Sunarso, dibuat oleh seniman Keluarga Arca dari Yogyakarta, dan diawasi langsung oleh Presiden Soekarno sendiri, patung ini selesai dibangun dalam dua tahun (1964-1965).

Ada gosip yang mengatakan bahwa Presiden Soekarno harus menjual mobilnya untuk membiayai pembuatan patung ini. Sayangnya sekarang monumen ini tertutupi oleh jalan layang dan jalan tol.

Arah tangan patung pancoran…!!!

beberapa cerita tentang misteri acungan tangan patung pancoran terus mengalir selama beberapa dekade. beberapa orang menceritakan bahwa patung ini menhadap ke sebuah pelabuhan sunda kelapa yang merupakan jantung peradaban bangsa indonesia selama di jajah belanda. ada juga yang mengatakan bahwa patung ini mengarah ke sebuah lokasi harta karun peninggalan Ir. Soekarno yang konon bisa melunasi hutang negara indonesia.

Husbands For Sale..LOL

Found something that really fun to read. Check it out guys..it's about a store that sells husbands

Husband For SALE

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are
extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead
good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead
gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible
to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step
as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

Mau Memenuhi Kewajiban Kok Susah Banget yaa

Udah seminggu plus satu hari sejak terakhir gue posting.

Berarti sekarang hari Rabu. Ga penting.

Dua Minggu yang lalu (kalo ga salah), gue sempet ngomongin tentang komitmen. Yaitu komitmen tentang lebih rajin mem-posting di blog gue ini. Tapi yaaa kalo kata Almarhum Broery di salah satu lagunya,

Memang lidah tak bertulang
Tak terbatas kata-kata
Tinggi gunung seribu janji
Lain di mulut lain di hati

Nyambung ga sih ? sebentar...gue coba sambungin...

Ehem! intinya...komitmen yang dua minggu lalu gue (sok-sok an) tunjukin, ternyata lain di mulut lain di hati alias SAMA SEKALI GA GUE PRAKTEKKIN.

Gue pengen banget belajar berkomitmen dari blog gue ini. Karena dari sekian banyak hal yang gue lakuin, ga ada satu hal pun yang masih gue tekunin sampe sekarang. Mulai dari les Karate, les Kungfu, les bahasa Inggris, bahasa Jepang.....semua putus di tengah jalan...tus tus tus...

Makanya dulu (satu tahun yang lalu) gue beritikad baik membuat blog ini, dengan harapan kalao gue akan memperlakukan blog gue ini sebagai kewajiban.

Yap! Kewajiban!

Gue harus kuat untuk memenuhi kewajiban yang satu ini. Doakan gue ya Blog! hahaha

Besok = 4 hari kemudian

yap..besok = 4 hari kemudian

terakhir gue janji hari minggu, 18 Juli 2010 bakalan cerita semua perubahan yang udah terjadi di diri gue. Tapi nyatanya, baru pagi ini, 21 Juli 2010 gue nge-post lagi. i'm a baaad baaad person i am.

Oke, salah satu perubahan yang gue alami adalah berat badan. Yup, klise memang, tapi ga tau kenapa yah setiap gue stress, lg proses berpikir, atau banyak pikiran, lemak-lemak di tubuh gue ini serasa berkomplot dan sepakat untuk tidak keluar dari tubuh gue melalui sistem ekskresi yang normal.

Gue bingung sama komplotan lemak ini dan mulai teringat sama satu penyakit kejiwaan yang gue harap idap. Bulimia Nervosa namanya. Hampir mirip sama bully alias tukang ganggu-kah? tentu berbeda mai pren. Setelah gue cek di mbah google, si bulimia ini berpasangan sama penyakit anorexia. Kalo yang ini lo pasti udah pada denger/tau sebelumnya, penyakit gangguan selera makan alias food disorder alias Indonesia-nya, ga selera makan ciiinn....

Beti atau beda tipis si bulimia dan anorexia ini. Bedanya cuma di masalah teknis aja. Kalau Anorexia, si penderita ini penyakit bener-bener ga mau makan pren sedangkan sodaranya bulimia, penderitanya masih mau makan, tapi mereka akan memuntahkan kembali apa yang sudah mereka makan. Kedua penyakit ini berhubungan dengan kejiwaan.

Gue udah liat foto-foto penderita anorexia dan bulimia. Kalau penderita anorexia, badan jadi tinggal kulit yang membungkus tulang. kurus gila bro! Nah kalau Bulimia, bentuk badannya cenderung jadi ideal atau proporsional.

Intinya dari posting pagi2 ini, gue berharap seandainya kepala gue kejedot, terus otak gue berpikir gue ini penderita bulimia nervosa. waaaaaaahhhh........bisa kurusss gueee.....

Jumpa Lagi

BAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kayak om-om yang sedang ngagetin anaknya ya gue?

Kenapa gue bilang kayak gitu? karena ternyata blog gue ( yang cupu banget ) ini ternyata udah berumur 1 tahun lebih lho.. tepatnya satu tahun empat bulan . Kalau ibaratnya anak kecil, lagi lucu-lucu nya. Tapi disatu sisi gue merasa bersalah banget sama "anak" gue ini. Gimana enggak?? sudah hampir 10 bulan lebih dia gue tinggalin ( post terakhir gue bulan Agustus 2009 ). Tanpa sedikitpun gue tengokin. Maka daripada itu, maafkan ayah ya nak.

Banyak hal dan pengalaman baru yang sudah gue dapetin dari terakhir gue post disini. Pacar baru juga sudah dapet. Ehem!! ( Alhamdulillah ). Tapi, ga tau kenapa, kok gue jadi susah ngomong gini yah?? kayaknya tadi banyak ide. Gue rasa ini pertanda kalau gue emang ga bisa nulis banyak-banyak. Ngeles dikit.

Yaudah deh, gini aja, gue janji bakalan gue sambung besok. Gue mau mulai belajar berkomitmen...hahahaha...

See you tomorrow my blog. And one thing before i forgets, postingan gue yang pertama-tama ancur banget yah?? hahahahhaa......