Gini2 ajah......
ga ada yg berubah.....
kuliah tetep kacrut...
kehidupan asmara tambah suramm....
perekonomian melarat.....jauh dibawah garis kemiskinan....
haaa...
udah gitu...keluarga masih ajah brengsek...
bokap berengsek...nyokap lemah tak berdaya...
dibawah tuntutan sebagai anak laki2 tertua....
harus inilah..harus itulah....
above all......
bahkan sekarang walopun gw sekarang ada diantara kerumunan orang...tetep ajah gw ngerasa sendiri....
makin sering nangis ga jelas....
cengeng...ikutan lemah kayak nyokap....
males pulang kerumah...
isinya cuma sinetron.....
haaaaaahhhhh.....
kecewa.....kecewa gw sama idup gw........
ga da isinya sama sekali........
nol besar bangett....
ga da yg sayang sama gw......
temen deket yang gw anggap deket banget sekarang.....
makin memperlakukan gw kaya babu.....
kayak sopir.....
bisa disuruh2 seenaknya...tanpa nanya gw mau apa....nanya ganggu gw ato ga.....
perasaan gw udah baik banget sama orang....
gw selalu tulus senyum...selalu tulus bikin orang ketawa.....
ga mau liat orang sedih....
tulus ngasih pendapat atao saran buat orang....
tapi apa yg gw dapet...
semua kebaikan yang gw tanem...ga sesuai sama yang gw dapetin......
haaaaahhhh....
nyoba jadi cowo brengsek yg g punya perasaan juga ga bisa....
gw terlalu "baik" sama orang.....
terakhir gw ketemu dia.....
baik2 ajah....
semua temen2nya yg ada disitu...ngecengin dia....
tapi.....
malemnya.......
dia bilang sial hri ini gara2 ketemu sama seseorang....
dan gw yakin 100% kalo orang itu gw!!
fuck.....
apa2an inih...??
kita chat kayak orang marahan bertahun2....
padahal gw hanya berlaku sopan and agak kangen ngobrol sm dia....
gw sapa....
jawaban ketus yg gw dapet...
fuck...
gw coba sabarrr.....
yaudah gw permisi....
tau2.....
dia bilang,masih aja gw nyusahin hidupnya......
wat de pak!!!
gw tetep sabar....
dia nanya...sampe kapan gw bakalan ganggu hidupnya...
karena gw sayang bgt sm dia....
gw bilang...ok.....gw ga akan ganggu hidup dia lagi......
dia bilang....cepetan...
buktiin klo gw ga akan ganggu idupnya lagii.....!!!
gw bilang sabar...
gw mutusin untuk ng-delete dia dr friend list gw di fesbuk....
dia bilang ga pake lama berapeee...???
anjing!@!!!!
gw kesel n kecewa bgt sama kata2nya....
sebelum gw delete...gw sempetin pamit....gw ngucap salam....
tanpa nunggu dia bales...
gw langsung delete.....!!
trus semua keluarga dia yg ada di friend list gw......gw delete juga.....
gw mutusin kalo gw ga akan ganggu hidupnya lagi.....
gw mutusin untuk ga lewat BL lagi....
gw mutusin kalo gw ga akan ketemu dia lagi dikampus...
sebisa mungkin gw hindarin dia.....
terlalu sakit yg gw rasain....
semua karena gw sayang bgt sama dia......
semua memory yg ada diotak gw....semuanya tentang dia......
semuanya......
sakit bgt.......
Senin, 01 Juni 2009
Selasa, 14 April 2009
Plat nomer lucu......
SNAPSHOT PLAT NOMOR KEREN Di INDONESIA
BAYOU namanya pasti bayu.
BIASA (dibacanya biasa, tapi boilnya RUAR BIASAA)
BSATU kita teguh..!
HASAN (nama yg punya keknya)
B*BI (censored)
DJOGYA mobil bandung rasa jogja J
PIPA mungkin boss PDAM?
B2 YUK (ngajak nih heheh) ayuuuuukkk
BH IBU . . Anak Nakal..!! masa BH emak dibawa2..!
ABIS ML.. ML mulu nih cape dee
P4.. keren (jadi inget penataran jadul)
BEST GT.. spesialis balap nih.
BLAZER.. sesuai ma mobilnya
ANGGA.. agak maksa nih hehe (aslinya A 1799 A)
ALBERT.. yang punya
DJAFU kek pernah liat
FIGHT.. jangan berantem mulu ya
BIASA ML.. perasaan banyak yg hobi ML ya hehe
KIIIIIIIIING artinya RAAAAAAAJA J
B JAGOAN.. tapi kok malu2 ya?
AIDS.. jangan mendekat mobil ini, nanti tertular
BH ISI TT.. parno nih
P*JU ini lebih parno lagi hehehe
BEBAS.. kereeen..!
DIGIGIT ada guguknya kaleee ya?
D BOOBS.. didalemnya pasti banyak cewek toge
D SPA, hobinya Spa?
BIJI OM.. Oom2 emang ada bijinya ya?
ABANG, yag jelas yg punya bukan abang tukang bakso
ABIK.. namanya kalee
BM GAYA, emang gaya nih BM
ALDI.. pasti namanya
B GIGOLO emangnya mobil keren aja yg bisa pake nomer keren..!
tapi yang paling keren diantara semuanya... tetep.....!!!
HI CW ( Haiiii Cewe...!) Manstaaab...!
BUSEEET DAAAAH NIH KYAI...
no comment...
Minggu, 12 April 2009
funny stories..check them out
some of the funny stories of the day
Smart Student
The college professor had just finished explaining an important research project to his class. He emphasized that this paper was an absolute requirement for passing his class, and that there would be only two acceptable excuses for being late.
Those were a medically certifiable illness or a death in the student's immediate family.
A 'smart' student in the back of the classroom waved his hand and spoke up. "But what about extreme sexual exhaustion, professor?"
As you would expect, the class exploded in laughter. When the students had finally settled down, the professor froze the young man with a glaring look.
"Well," he responded, "I guess you'll just have to learn to write with your other hand."
Radio Conversation
This is supposed to be the transcript of an actual radio conversation between a US naval ship and Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. The Radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on Oct. 10, 1995.
- Please change your direction 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.
- Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to South to avoid a collision.
- This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
- No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
- THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER ENTERPRISE, WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!
- This is a lighthouse. Your call.
Zoo Job
One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer. As soon as he starts to draw a crowd, a zoo keeper grabs him and drags him into his office. The zoo keeper explains to the mime that the zoo's most popular attraction, a gorilla, has died suddenly and the keeper fears that attendance at the zoo will fall off.
He offers the mime a job to dress up as the gorilla until they can get another one. The mime accepts.
So the next morning the mime puts on the gorilla suit and enters the cage before the crowd comes. He discovers that it's a great job. He can sleep all he wants, play and make fun of people and he draws bigger crowds than he ever did as a mime. However, eventually the crowds tire of him and he tires of just swinging on tires. He begins to notice that the people are paying more attention to the lion in the cage next to his. Not wanting to lose the attention of his audience, he climbs to the top of his cage, crawls across a partition, and dangles from the top to the lion's cage. Of course, this makes the lion furious, but the crowd loves it.
At the end of the day the zoo keeper comes and gives the mime a raise for being such a good attraction. Well, this goes on for some time, the mime keeps taunting the lion, the crowds grow larger, and his salary keeps going up. Then one terrible day when he is dangling over the furious lion he slips and falls. The mime is terrified.
The lion gathers itself and prepares to pounce. The mime is so scared that he begins to run round and round the cage with the lion close behind. Finally, the mime starts screaming and yelling, "Help me, help me!", but the lion is quick and pounces. The mime soon finds himself flat on his back looking up at the angry lion and the lion says, "Shut up you idiot! Do you want to get us both fired?"
Their Sons
These 4 pals go out to play golf one sunny morning. One is detained in the clubhouse, and the other three are discussing their children while walking to the first tee.
"My son BIll," says one, "has made quite a name for himself in the home-building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful in fact, in the last year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift."
The second man, no to be out done, tells how his son began his career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership. "George is so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave his friend two brand new cars as a gift."
The third man's son, Albert, has worked his way up through a stock brokerage, and in the last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as a gift.
As the fourth man arrives at the tee, another tells him that they have been discussing their progeny and asks what line his son is in.
"To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased with how my son turned out," he replies. "For 15 years, Frank's been a hairdresser, and I've just recently discovered he's gay. However, on the bright side, he must be good at what he does because his last three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two cars, and a big pile of stock certificates."
Emptying the Doctor's Waiting Room
A patient goes to the doctor's office where, much to his surprise the doctor asks him, "Would you please help me with a problem I'm having?"
Sure, doctor, what can I do for you, says the patient.
"Would you scream in the most earsplitting, piercing screams you can manage? Try to make it sound as if you're in terrible pain." The doctor says.
"But why, doctor, you've always been gentle with me and your treatments have never caused me any pain?" Asks the patient.
"Yes," Says the doctor in a matter-of-fact tone, "but I have a 4 o'clock tee time at the golf course I don't want to miss, and my waiting room is still full of patients."
Smart Student
The college professor had just finished explaining an important research project to his class. He emphasized that this paper was an absolute requirement for passing his class, and that there would be only two acceptable excuses for being late.
Those were a medically certifiable illness or a death in the student's immediate family.
A 'smart' student in the back of the classroom waved his hand and spoke up. "But what about extreme sexual exhaustion, professor?"
As you would expect, the class exploded in laughter. When the students had finally settled down, the professor froze the young man with a glaring look.
"Well," he responded, "I guess you'll just have to learn to write with your other hand."
Radio Conversation
This is supposed to be the transcript of an actual radio conversation between a US naval ship and Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. The Radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on Oct. 10, 1995.
- Please change your direction 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.
- Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to South to avoid a collision.
- This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
- No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
- THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER ENTERPRISE, WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!
- This is a lighthouse. Your call.
Zoo Job
One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer. As soon as he starts to draw a crowd, a zoo keeper grabs him and drags him into his office. The zoo keeper explains to the mime that the zoo's most popular attraction, a gorilla, has died suddenly and the keeper fears that attendance at the zoo will fall off.
He offers the mime a job to dress up as the gorilla until they can get another one. The mime accepts.
So the next morning the mime puts on the gorilla suit and enters the cage before the crowd comes. He discovers that it's a great job. He can sleep all he wants, play and make fun of people and he draws bigger crowds than he ever did as a mime. However, eventually the crowds tire of him and he tires of just swinging on tires. He begins to notice that the people are paying more attention to the lion in the cage next to his. Not wanting to lose the attention of his audience, he climbs to the top of his cage, crawls across a partition, and dangles from the top to the lion's cage. Of course, this makes the lion furious, but the crowd loves it.
At the end of the day the zoo keeper comes and gives the mime a raise for being such a good attraction. Well, this goes on for some time, the mime keeps taunting the lion, the crowds grow larger, and his salary keeps going up. Then one terrible day when he is dangling over the furious lion he slips and falls. The mime is terrified.
The lion gathers itself and prepares to pounce. The mime is so scared that he begins to run round and round the cage with the lion close behind. Finally, the mime starts screaming and yelling, "Help me, help me!", but the lion is quick and pounces. The mime soon finds himself flat on his back looking up at the angry lion and the lion says, "Shut up you idiot! Do you want to get us both fired?"
Their Sons
These 4 pals go out to play golf one sunny morning. One is detained in the clubhouse, and the other three are discussing their children while walking to the first tee.
"My son BIll," says one, "has made quite a name for himself in the home-building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful in fact, in the last year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift."
The second man, no to be out done, tells how his son began his career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership. "George is so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave his friend two brand new cars as a gift."
The third man's son, Albert, has worked his way up through a stock brokerage, and in the last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as a gift.
As the fourth man arrives at the tee, another tells him that they have been discussing their progeny and asks what line his son is in.
"To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased with how my son turned out," he replies. "For 15 years, Frank's been a hairdresser, and I've just recently discovered he's gay. However, on the bright side, he must be good at what he does because his last three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two cars, and a big pile of stock certificates."
Emptying the Doctor's Waiting Room
A patient goes to the doctor's office where, much to his surprise the doctor asks him, "Would you please help me with a problem I'm having?"
Sure, doctor, what can I do for you, says the patient.
"Would you scream in the most earsplitting, piercing screams you can manage? Try to make it sound as if you're in terrible pain." The doctor says.
"But why, doctor, you've always been gentle with me and your treatments have never caused me any pain?" Asks the patient.
"Yes," Says the doctor in a matter-of-fact tone, "but I have a 4 o'clock tee time at the golf course I don't want to miss, and my waiting room is still full of patients."
friends or foe....
kawan atau lawan...
susah ngebedainnya......beda2 tipis....
dua-duanya bisa ganti posisi dalam sekejap...just like that...
disaat lo ngerasa lo benci banget sama orang atau lo kesel banget sama dia,tiba2 dia bisa
berubah jadi orang yang lo percaya....orang yang ada dismping lo no matter what
ada juga disaat lo ngerasa sayang banget sama orang,lo nganggep di kenal banget and tau banget
lo kaya apa...,tiba2 dia bisa ngomongin yang engga2 tentang lo di belakang lo.....tiba2 lo ga kenal
lagi sama dia......
the moral behind this chit-chat is, you are alone in this world....and the word friend is a luxury
susah ngebedainnya......beda2 tipis....
dua-duanya bisa ganti posisi dalam sekejap...just like that...
disaat lo ngerasa lo benci banget sama orang atau lo kesel banget sama dia,tiba2 dia bisa
berubah jadi orang yang lo percaya....orang yang ada dismping lo no matter what
ada juga disaat lo ngerasa sayang banget sama orang,lo nganggep di kenal banget and tau banget
lo kaya apa...,tiba2 dia bisa ngomongin yang engga2 tentang lo di belakang lo.....tiba2 lo ga kenal
lagi sama dia......
the moral behind this chit-chat is, you are alone in this world....and the word friend is a luxury
Jumat, 27 Maret 2009
em·pa·ti /émpati/ n Psi keadaan mental yg membuat seseorang merasa atau mengidentifikasi dirinya dl keadaan perasaan atau pikiran yg sama dng orang atau kelompok lain;
ber·em·pa·ti v melakukan (mempunyai) empati: apabila seseorang mampu memahami perasaan dan pikiran orang lain, berarti ia sudah mampu ~
sim·pa·ti n 1 rasa kasih; rasa setuju (kpd); rasa suka: banyak negara yg menaruh -- kpd perjuangan bangsa itu; 2 keikutsertaan merasakan perasaan (senang, susah, dsb) orang lain: rakyat yg menderita akibat bencana alam itu mendapat -- dr berbagai kalangan;
ber·sim·pa·ti v 1 menaruh kasih (kpd); suka (akan): dl pemilihan umum itu, banyak juga rakyat yg - kpd golongannya; 2 ikut serta merasakan perasaan orang lain: banyak orang yg - atas kemenangan tim itu
mulai hari jum'at sejak gw denger berita tentang musibah di Situ Gintung......
mu·si·bah n 1 kejadian (peristiwa) menyedihkan yg menimpa: dia mendapat -- yg beruntun, setelah ibunya meninggal, dia sendiri sakit sehingga harus dirawat di rumah sakit; 2 malapetaka; bencana: -- banjir itu datang dng tiba-tiba
saaaadd....
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